The Mass Effect trilogy is known for its fantastic cast of characters, thrilling story, and interesting sci-fi world. It is one of those RPG adventures that has a bit of everything from tragedy to humor and action. Basically, this game has the power to make its fans both express mirth and cry.

On the humorous side of the game, at that place are a ton of memorable moments. The funny lines characters can say range between witty, silly, and edgeless. While there are plenty of agreeable lines in the base games, a lot of them are packed into DLC similar the Citadel for Mass Event three and Lair of the Shadow Broker for Mass Event 2.

ten "Information technology's A Taxi, Shepard. It Has A Fare Meter." - Liara

taxi in mass effect 2 shadow broker dlc

In Mass Issue 2's Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Shepard reunites with Liara to locate the Shadow Broker. This eventually leads to a auto hunt.

Shepard asks Liara what kind of guns this motorcar has to which she answers, "It's a taxi, Shepard. It has a fare meter." This scene is already pretty funny since Liara is a major back-seat commuter so the ii characters are already yelling at each other.

9 "(Southward)He Messed With My Hamster, Guys. Now Information technology'southward personal . . . Guys? Were Yous Gonna Say Something, Or... No, No. I Get It. Hard To Even Notice The Words." - Shepard

shop menu with space hamster

This is 1 of the many funny lines from the Citadel DLC in Mass Result 3. Since the second game, Shepard can have a pet hamster. The hamster can bought in the second game and so caught as it is loose on the Normandy in the tertiary.

Int he Citadel DLC, the Shepard clone will take over your transport and motility the hamster out of the room. Upon discovering the hamster, Shepard says this hilarious quote.

eight "You lot Big, STUPID Jellyfish." - Shepard

a hanar from mass effect

This line is told to a to a hanar, which are jellyfish-like in design. The voice acting and emphasis on "stupid" is perfect for the comedic effect.

Of course, this line is for those who selection Renegade Shepard choices in dialogue. While Renegade Shepard can sometimes exist mean and fifty-fifty prejudiced toward aliens, some of the lines that come from the dialogue choices are hilarious.

7 "Hell Garrus, You Were Always Ugly. Slap Some Face Paint On There And No One Volition Always Find." - Shepard

mass effect 2 garrus

Garrus is a fan-favorite companion of the trilogy and is one of the few who stick by Shepard for all 3 game titles. In the second game, Garrus takes a missile to the face during his reunion with Shepard.

After medical handling, he comes out with a scar and asks how bad it looks. Depending on the histrion, Shepard can respond with this line and gets Garrus to laugh.

6 "Definitely No Mimes Immune! There'southward No Box! In that location Never Was!" - Grunt

grunt drunk in shower

Drunk Grunt from the Citadel DLC is a treasure trove of funny quotes. Honestly, the entire party scene is a gilded mine of laughs. Grunt somewhen gets and so wasted that Shepard can find him lone in the shower going in and out of consciousness while mumbling crazy lines like this one about mimes.

5 (In Reponse To "Our Database Says You're Dead") "I Got Ameliorate." - Shepard

shepard meeting with liara in mass effect 2

This is another instance of funny Renegade Shepard. When reuniting with Liara, she will mention that she thought Shepard was dead. If the player picks the Renegade choice, Shepard will just say, "I got better," every bit though they got over a cold instead of expiry itself.

The line is so blunt and ridiculous that its hard non to laugh.

four "Emergency Induction Port . . ." - Tali

tali at bar in normandy in mass effect 3

Mass Upshot three has a lot of pitiful moments due to characters dying right and left depending on the role player choices. When mourning and getting through the stress of it all, Tali gets boozer.

She mentions sucking liquid through an "emergency induction port" to which Shepard says, "That'due south a harbinger," and Tali just repeats "emergency consecration port." Yes, she's really drunk.

iii "You Know, I Meant For That To Exist A Warning Shot. Ah Well." - Garrus

citadel dlc mass effect 3 brooks running away

Only lucky players who had Garrus with them during the battle confronting clone Shepard in the Citadel DLC had a chance to hear this line.

After the clone is dealt with, Brooks tries to make a run for it. If Shepard doesn't shoot her, a companion will. If its Garrus, he will say this line.

2 "They Used To Eat Flies." - Javik

mass effect 3 javik

Javik is a DLC character for Mass Effect 3, and he has a lot of funny lines due to his cultural differences with everyone else.

In 1 conversation, he is amazed to find that Salarians take evolved. The voice role player killed it with the line, "They used to consume flies," equally information technology is said almost appallingly. Javik's shock is plain to hear.

1 "Weaponized Wall Fixtures Shepard. Wave Of The Future In Home Defence." - Zaeed

zaeed in citadel DLC by bath

Among boozer graphic symbol moments, there is also Zaeed in the Citadel DLC. He and drunk Garrus can decide to totally fortify Shepard's new apartment and then that no one can ever impairment him/her.

Equally the night passes, players can find Zaeed all over the place plotting and planning for means the house can kill unwanted intruders.

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